Intoxicated texting

Yes, you're thinking of me when the bar is closing at 3:30. No, you don't need to tell me. I am always amazed when a man really thinks he's going to get you out of bed at 4AM with sweet drunken texts like "baby you're beutifl, cum over" or "who you with? bring a friens." Honestly, this weekend was the most rediculous of the drunken text fests. Save it for the skanks guys, you're so not getting any.