I did it!

It was clogged, and I unclogged it! Yes, I'm referring to my toilet. So, I let it stew for three days while I tried to find a plunger, tried to find the drunken texters to come plunge for me, and used every excuse (and every public toilet in walking distance) to not have to plunge it myself. I did it though! I gagged and cried, but its done. I hope in a few days the stanky-ness will clear up and the Oust won't be quite so necessary!