Dear Mr. Foot Fetish

Dear Mr. Foot Fetish,

I am quite concerned that you are hanging out in the Target aisles watching the chicas try on shoes. It is disturbing when all I want to do is find some cute shoes on the cheap I cannot do it with out you oogling. You're a creep sir, and if you are into shoes or feet or whatever at least have some class about yourself and go to Nordstroms. It's a shoe mecca, if you're looking for feet, proceed to Nordstrom.

Thanks,

K