Tragic

I just finished reading JolieinNYC and apparently there is new research that shows 6.5-7.5 hours of sleep is ideal. This is terrible. I've always been a 10 hours girl :( I always played it off as healthy, now it turns out, I'm simply a sloth. Well, at least my dog, little Roo, is still sleeping more than me. Not that its a good comparison, but it makes me feel better.

I did it!

It was clogged, and I unclogged it! Yes, I'm referring to my toilet. So, I let it stew for three days while I tried to find a plunger, tried to find the drunken texters to come plunge for me, and used every excuse (and every public toilet in walking distance) to not have to plunge it myself. I did it though! I gagged and cried, but its done. I hope in a few days the stanky-ness will clear up and the Oust won't be quite so necessary!

Intoxicated texting

Yes, you're thinking of me when the bar is closing at 3:30. No, you don't need to tell me. I am always amazed when a man really thinks he's going to get you out of bed at 4AM with sweet drunken texts like "baby you're beutifl, cum over" or "who you with? bring a friens." Honestly, this weekend was the most rediculous of the drunken text fests. Save it for the skanks guys, you're so not getting any.

Dear Mr. Foot Fetish

Dear Mr. Foot Fetish,

I am quite concerned that you are hanging out in the Target aisles watching the chicas try on shoes. It is disturbing when all I want to do is find some cute shoes on the cheap I cannot do it with out you oogling. You're a creep sir, and if you are into shoes or feet or whatever at least have some class about yourself and go to Nordstroms. It's a shoe mecca, if you're looking for feet, proceed to Nordstrom.

Thanks,

K